December 2010
TGIRiri
luv rihanna 4evr
real update when i get bored while bleaching my hairz
me if i cared
smithiescomplaints:
Nearly out of perfume from spraying it all over myself every time I go out to ‘walk the dog.’
wasting chance by chanel on covering up my obvious habits seems too sad, though
"go crazy while people are watching"
intheendihopeimright:
might have made my night.
howdy y'all
parents are crowded around me while i drink coffee and use the internet. these people need to chiiill!
coffee with tres leches liqueur is delightful. tonight we’re having enchiladas and rice n beans done the right way! and there’s firemen’s 4 & shiner hefeweizen in the fridge!! wooo lawdy i am pleased. perhaps drunk wii sports will be had with my parents tonight. one can...
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FIRST, U GUISE, LETZ DO THE NUMBERZ
hours of sleep last night: 3? 4?
estimated time till next sleep: 24 hours
excitement about being home soon: 666
stupid things i said to airport employees in my sleep-deprivation: 5
KEWL, OKAY
so on the way to the airport i drank my emergency break-the glass-if-no-other-caffeine beverage. starbucks vanilla frappucino [or however the fuck you spell it], you...
f yeah
found it. can’t nothing stop me from getting up en las nuves & eating tacos.
why would you lose your ID, anxa?
WEESH ME LUUUUCK AT DA AIRPORTZ
DONE
let the cleaning and packing spree begin. i am so ding dang excited!!! see you tomorrow, espresso at epoch and various fruit-flavored shishas and SHORTS and dirty thrashluvin bros and real texmex and my caaaat!
feelin downright narcoleptic. or nocturnal.
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